its all just a dream...
fohk:


“We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them”
The Virgin Suicides (1999)Sofia Coppola

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via camillefodor)

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

africant:

same.

(via teen-derp)

sirtroyofbaker:


balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

phobias:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

image

wiggle wiggle wiggle

(via seanp0donnell)

departured:

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad